Last March I ran a post on an Invitation list to an imaginary salon.
It was rather fun pondering who was worthy of the invite, trying to stay true to Natalie Clifford Barney's ideal of only the most interesting and uninhibited.
We did 20, and well... we cannot invite the entire same group of 20, what fun would that be? First I'd have no post to write, having to share my thoughts on my enjoyable enperience with the good med students at Dartmouth, and well... we'll go slow on that story. Anyway, it is March, so I can do a second annual with this salon thing.
And the invitations go to...
Brooke Shields... anyone who can stand up to Tom has to have more going on than what she has shown in the past. A feminist in the making? Let's find out, shall we?
Hillary gets to come again, hey... she's running for president and has a chance to win the nomination. Of course she has to be here.
Yanno, the founders of BlogHer should be here, they have demonstrated prescience in assembling a library of the voices of thousands of women in one location. So let us welcome Surfette, aka Lisa Stone, along with Elisa Camahort. Since Elisa has multiple blogs, we've linked to her BlogHer one, where you can follow the trail if so inclined.
People like to be entertained with song and laughter, so I'm inviting someone not well known, yet nonetheless worthy. Cheryl Wheeler, singer, storyteller, dyke... you've had me singing along in my car, and I've laughed at your stories when you were on NHPR... please join us.
We cannot bloody well invite Anna Nicole, now can we? Well, maybe... is she buried yet? OK, that is tasteless, but not as tasteless as the idiots around her who sent her careening to her demise.
Where were we? Um... Jodi Picoult, you live in this state, so no excuses... we will pick you up at seven. What day? Um... dunno yet. Jodi has earned her place here, with hard hitting writing and subject selection that most every other person would run from. If one has the presence of mind to sift through horrific possibility and share the human intricacies of the possibilities... she belongs.
I did not invite Beth Orton last year. Surely I was feverish. If you are a Beth fan, you understand why. If you know me, you know why. Bring your guitar, Bethy... but I also know you have great belief in trust and honour, and you will be a fascinating person to chat with.
Steve Stanton, you've not yet transitioned, but perhaps you would like to make the salon your first day. Come on out, come on in... friends, here.
I'd love to ask Helen Thomas to join with us. I'd bet she is a whole lot of fun, and can you imagine the inside political history she carrries in her head? This salon might last a week, I could easily listen for that long.
If you've not read The Effects of Light, please do so before chatting with our next invitee, Miranda Beverly-Whittemore. Everyone I know who read this book uttered a three letter word at the conclusion: wow. If you like books that leave you thinking long after you've read it, give this one a read.
Here is someone I would love to chat with... Janet Marie Smith. Never heard of her? Ever hear of Camden Yards? Or Fenway Park? Hint... she designed the former, and redesigned the latter. She is an architectural giant in the game of baseball.
As the third most powerful person in Washington, and an excellent Speaker in the making, surely Nancy Pelosi will honour us with her presence.
Made a terrible mistake last year. Not making it two years in a row... Charlize Theron, she of the greatest performance in movie history in Monster, share how you prepared for this role.
Since Ayan Hirsi Ali is now in the US, I'd love for her to join us. So what if her background was found to be a bit different? I'd love for her to present her side of things...
For some intriguing talk on divine feminine from a historical and personal standpoint (does that read correctly?) an invite goes in the mail to Kathleen McGowan, author of The Expected One. Nice read, fascinating subject.
If my count is correct, five more invites to send out before I can rest easy...
it goes without saying my former boss is coming, but she needs no invitation. Back to the formal list...
Catherine Crier has to make an encore appearance. And the rest of us have to talk her into running for president. Really. Why? Ever hear her present her cogent analysis and opinion?
Patti Davis, who writes on occasion for MSNBC, always writes right to the point and in away that leaves me nodding in agreement. I'd love to chat with her.
Phyllis Lyons and Del Martin... partnered longer than I've been alive, this in a homophobic society. Can a salon last a month, not one day?
And that leaves one more to go. Who should get the last invite?